by Nicholas CarlsonIs there something I should know?AIM me? It’s AlleyInsider.Tumblr (3.0; @lunchfood)http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/Choire: Is "bite me" nicer than "suck it" for a headline?<br /> Me: "Bite me" is a little too genteel. It doesn't quite convey.<br /> Choire: Yeah, but "suck it" is too over the top. It'll turn people off.<br /> Me: How about "lick my left one"?<br /> Choire: Yeah, I'll go with "bite me."<br /> http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/235269292http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/235269292Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:13:12 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksltys4S001qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/15-google-interview-questions-that-will-make-you-feel-stupid-2009-11" target="_blank">15 Google Interview Questions That Will Make You Feel Stupid (GOOG)</a></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/233218098http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/233218098Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:49:40 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksc15nnLlO1qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Very <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/be-cool-for-halloween-and-wear-a-ceo-mask-2009-10#bonus-nicholas-carlson-13" target="_blank">funny</a>, Will.</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/227969586http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/227969586Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:48:58 -0400<object height="290" width="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="TBIPlayer"><param value="http://cdn.livestream.com/events/businessinsider/TBIPlayer.swf" name="movie" /><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="channel=tbilive&autoPlay=false&clipID=flv_a76010ca-2e14-4b5f-a317-4c953d67a756" name="flashvars" /><embed height="290" width="400" wmode="transparent" flashvars="channel=tbilive&autoPlay=false&clipID=flv_a76010ca-2e14-4b5f-a317-4c953d67a756" bgcolor="#ffffff" allowfullscreen="true" name="twitcamPlayer" src="http://cdn.livestream.com/events/businessinsider/TBIPlayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hey look, Joe is really entertaining on video, too.</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/227042061http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/227042061Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:22:32 -0400<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks85rvmYsa1qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/alaska-miller-silicon-valleys-ghost-towns-2009-10" target="_blank">Silicon Valley: Abandoned</a></p> <p>(Note the byline. Woot!)</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/225861159http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/225861159Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:38:18 -0400<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4rnbU95x1qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-hires-one-of-the-50-most-beautiful-people-on-capitol-hill-2009-10" target="_blank">Facebook Hires One Of The “50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill”</a></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/223945158http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/223945158Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:40:22 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4r5nbANb1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/223937686/taco-bell-colorado-springs" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pdnphotooftheday.com/2009/10/2428" target="_blank">Taco Bell – Colorado Springs</a></p> </blockquote>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/223944430http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/223944430Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:39:24 -0400“I met this guy who was creating software where you could watch Mad Men and you could chat with your friend while you’re watching it and facts would pop up, and I said, ‘Turn the fucking thing off! You’re not allowed to watch the show anymore. You’re missing the idea of sitting in a dark place and having an experience. Are you just like sitting with your phone and you’re kissing your girlfriend and saying, “‘I’m kissing my girlfriend! This is so great, we’re having sex!’” EXPERIENCE THINGS!””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/mad_men_creator_matthew_weiner_goes.html" target="_blank">Matthew Weiner</a> (via <a href="http://mollylambert.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">mollylambert</a>) (via <a href="http://ryanbrown.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ryanbrown</a>)</em>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/218153824http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/218153824Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:06:41 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmmp51hno1qzolp9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://josephweisenthal.com/post/214986967/contact-us-for-details-and-you-could-make-your" target="_blank">josephweisenthal</a>:</p> <blockquote><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/proof-balloon-boy-was-a-hoax-2009-10" target="_blank">Contact us for details, and you could make your Tumblr HUGE.</a></blockquote>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/214988608http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/214988608Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:39:11 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmehvVuUf1qz6ff3o1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Recursive image alert!</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/214868464http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/214868464Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:39:00 -0400<object height="290" width="400" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="TBIPlayer"><param value="http://cdn.livestream.com/events/businessinsider/TBIPlayer.swf" name="movie" /><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="channel=tbilive&autoPlay=false&clipID=flv_3c46e380-7073-49ea-a485-995d3463052b" name="flashvars" /><embed height="290" width="400" wmode="transparent" flashvars="channel=tbilive&autoPlay=false&clipID=flv_3c46e380-7073-49ea-a485-995d3463052b" bgcolor="#ffffff" allowfullscreen="true" name="twitcamPlayer" src="http://cdn.livestream.com/events/businessinsider/TBIPlayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><ul> <li>EA Buying Playfish?  What does that mean for Zynga?</li> <li>Why are Yahoos quitting again?  Because it’s hopelessly uncool.</li> <li>Huge successes from dumb ideas</li> </ul></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213919648http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213919648Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:01:00 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkc11PHHD1qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MUSTACHE!</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213838574http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213838574Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:51:00 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkbidbyH61qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BREAKING!</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213831402http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213831402Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:39:49 -0400<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/18/magazine/18Afghanistan-t.html?hp=&pagewanted=all">Magazine Preview - Stanley McChrystal’s Long War - NYTimes.com</a>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213095899http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/213095899Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:10:25 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kriguiKNb21qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/10-huge-successes-born-from-early-failures-2009-10" target="_blank">10 Huge Successes Built On Second Ideas</a></p> <ul> <li> <b>Facebook</b> was briefly a “Hot Or Not” for Harvard.</li> <li> <b>AOL</b> began as a videogame on-demand service.</li> <li> <b>Twitter</b> started as podcast delivery service.</li> <li> <b>Intel</b> sold computer memory, not microchips.</li> <li> <b>Microsoft</b> wanted to build software tools.</li> <li> <b>Tiffany & Co</b> sold paper.</li> <li> <b>Netscape</b> was supposed to be a online videogame network.</li> <li> <b>Google</b> wanted to search bulletin boards.</li> <li> <b>Silicon Graphics</b> got its start making graphics terminals.</li> <li> <b>Avon </b>sold books door to door.</li> </ul> <p><a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/10-huge-successes-born-from-early-failures-2009-10/aol-1" target="_blank">Click through to read about them →</a></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/212927974http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/212927974Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:39:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ds4eDwEW1qw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ds4eDwEW1qw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Animatronic Dinosaur Puppets, Fuck yeah! (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/goldengate29" target="_blank">goldengate29</a>)</p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/211326045http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/211326045Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:43:24 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kragc0GbcF1qz7x4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://spiegelman.tumblr.com/post/209108050/he-won-the-stanley-cup-too" target="_blank">spiegelman</a>:</p> <blockquote>He won the Stanley Cup, too?</blockquote>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/209276490http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/209276490Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:37:32 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kraxm4UL4T1qz6ff3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5375323/i-had-sex-with-furniture-the-shameful-nsfw-fleshlight-motion-review" target="_blank">I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight Motion Review - Fleshlight motion - Gizmodo</a></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/209256543http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/209256543Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:01:16 -0400<a href="http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/we-should-stop-making-fun-of-and-feeding-fat-people">We Should Stop Making Fun Of (And Feeding) Fat People | The Awl</a>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/208481150http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/208481150Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:44:28 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr91adOZbT1qz6ff3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nytpick.com/2009/10/from-nyt-front-page-80-years-ago-today.html" target="_blank">From NYT Front Page, 80 Years Ago Today</a></p>http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/208403627http://lunchfood.tumblr.com/post/208403627Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:25:24 -0400